January 2011
“I don’t hate anybody. The “Winklevii” aren’t suing me...”
– The Social Network
“Never mind what haters say, ignore ‘em ‘til they fade away.”
– T.I., Live Your Life
“Hip hop started when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making...”
– Daniel Tosh
“Don’t go where the puck is, go where the puck’s gonna be.”
– Walter Gretzsky
“Oh well Heil Hitler b****.”
– Breaking Bad
Whenever I hang out with my best friend
alyaae:
When we first see each other:
When we make jokes:
When we eat food:
When we wrestle:
When we jam out to our song:
And when we have to part:
I love my best friend
When youre dancing to music:
imcallingfromlonging:
and you think you’re all sexy and have badass moves like:
But in reality you’re like:
TV
Television Quiz
1. Glee
2. How I Met Your Mother
3. True Blood
4. Modern Family
Who’s your favorite character in 2?
Marshall.
Who’s your least favorite character in 1?
I love them all, but if I had to pick a least favorite, I’d probably choose Principal Higgins.
What’s your favorite episode of 4?
The ice skating one. Haha.
What’s your favorite season of 4
The current one. So...
“Let us never negotiate out of fear, and let us never fear to negotiate.”
– JFK’s Inaugural Address
“Pedro, just listen to your heart. That’s what I do.”
– Napoleon Dynamite
News Radio
Bill: Is Matthew superior to me?
Dave: Do you mean genetically?
Day 1: A Letter to Harry Potter
Dear Harry,
I know you’re busy and all finding horcruxes and the deathly hallows and what-not, but I just thought I should tell you that everything will be okay. Trust me. I know. However, if you keep freaking dancing with Hermione like that in the tent, you’re not only going to have an angry Ron on your hands, but an angry me. You’re a dwarf. I can take you. Hermione is...